[E]Everyone ag[B]rees [E]Eat your leafy [A]greens (Eat your veggies.)
[E]Everyone ag[B]rees Catch Plenty of Zs (Get a good sleep)
[E]Everyone ag[B]rees You shouldn't over eat (watch your calories)
[E]Everyone agrees]rees We've gotta move our bodies
[E]Everyone ag[B]rees 4 1
Being [E]rich [B]also [A]helps

Everyone admits, Sugar is the pits
Sitting makes you sick

The science is very clear, Shovel more fibre in there
(Drink a lake of water)
You'll feel a whole lot better

Everybody says, Yoga's like the best
Meditation lowers stress, Chronic stress increases death
That's what everybody says
Don’t forget about something something hormesis

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The pla[A]cebo is more [C#m]real [B]than you [A/maj6]know
It's a [A]weirdo that is [C#m]every[B]where you [E]go

Lots of people fight, About wheat and soy and rice
Many people shriek, About butter, cheese, and meat
People also scream, About coconut and caffeine

[E]Red wine [C#m]  
Sunshine
Red meat
Sunscreen
Sodium chloride (oh my)
Statins
Aspirins
Saturated fat
Vaccines

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[A]Avocados, we [C#m]like you, but you're [B]   over[A/maj6]   priced
[A]Avocados, you're a [C#m]highlight [B]of my [1life

Everyone who's smart, Knows exercise is hard
But if you do it 'til you barf, it'll save your brain and heart

Another good kind of suffering, Is almost any kind of fasting
You'll probably feel like crying, Whilst statistically postponing dying

According to all the trends, Good Religion, Marriage and Friends
Are also things that tend, To prevent an untimely end
So maybe we should join the Mormish

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