My [C]pants are falling down it’s a [G]trip
[C]Three people talking telling [F]me four different things
[C]All talking loudly all at [G]once
It's a [C]frazzle frazzle frazzle frazzle [F]frazzle frazzle fest
[C]Feelin’ f-f-fragile at [G]best
It's a [C]frazzle frazzle frazzle frazzle [F]frazzle frazzle fest
[C]Feelin’ f-f-fragile at [G]best
Telephones are ringing and emails are arriving
Faster than I can press "ignore"
Blood pressure is rising and I think my hair is thinning
And then I hear a knocking at the door...
[CHORUS]
INSTRUMENTAL 4x
[C] [F] [C] [G]
The in-laws are talking ‘bout popping by
Smile and nod; try not to cry
Everything’s a mess and I’m feeling kind of stressed
They say life’s a test, hope I don’t get an F
[CHORUS]
I'm supposedly done this, I'm supposed to be doing that
I'm actually doing nothing, having another snack
Windows is installing updates
Timing isn’t great
Windows is installing updates
Progress stuck at twenty-eight
Windows is installing updates
Everything's on hold; please wait.
Windows is installing updates…
CHORUS key change to D Major halfway through