This [F]place we live, it's a [Gm]big wide world
The [C]world is big, it's a [Dm]small world [Bb]Uh oh [C]  

You're [F]not supposed to say what you [Gm]really mean
And you're [C]not supposed to lie
so you're [Dm]stuck in between

If you’re cool, you’re probably hot
If you aren’t, you’re probably not

It's a [Bb]weird [F]world we [C]live in,
[Bb]   there's so [F]much [C]confusion
You [Bb]have to be [Dm]totally [C]crazy,
[Dm]if you want to [Am]   fit [F]in

Young people try, try to not look young
Old people try to, not look old

You can go and bloat, and roast a hog
But you'll go to jail if you neglect a dog

Drink from the river, poop in the river,
If you don't think you can go with the river

It's a [Bb]weird [F]world we [C]live in,
[Bb]   there's so [F]much [C]confusion
You [Bb]have to be [Dm]totally [C]crazy,
[Dm]if you want to [Am]   fit [F]in

Basically everyone is basically nice
But the system just lists (enlists) them as rabid mice

The rich dress down and the poor dress rich
But it's totally obvious which is which

People are slaves to monopoly money
There's only one percent who find it funny

[Dm]No one know what's [C]going on,
But [Gm]everyone goes there [C]when they're gone
[Dm]Whatever you do, [C]don't watch the ads,
Don't [Bb]   float [C]along with the [F]oxymorons

It's a [Bb]weird [F]world we [C]live in,
[Bb]   there's so [F]much [C]confusion
You [Bb]have to be [Dm]totally [C]crazy,
[Dm]if you want to [Am]   fit [F]in

Medicine does make you sick
But everyone keeps taking it

Everything's basically a total mess
But everything's basically consciousness

We're all stuck right where we are
But staying present is insanely hard

[Dm]No one know what's [C]going on,
But [Gm]everyone goes there [C]when they're gone
[Dm]Whatever you do, [C]don't watch the ads,
Don't [Bb]   float [C]along with the [F]oxymorons

It's a [Bb]weird [F]world we [C]live in,
[Bb]   there's so [F]much [C]confusion
You [Bb]have to be [Dm]totally [C]crazy,
[Dm]if you want to [Am]   fit [F]in

[Repeat chorus in G major]