[Ab]finding fault in all [Db]I observe
and quick to lam[Eb]poon
My [Eb]brain’s high-gain like a [Db]cat in the rain
[Ab]some days little things just [Db]drive me insane
make me want to climb into a cocoon
I’m sensitive to grammar that sucks
people talking too loud or too much
when my book light’s dim or the sun’s too bright
I was just kind of running through
a list of annoying things other people do
the other night
Spoken in pause: *and then I thought*
CHORUS:
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge?
and [Ab]who is to [Db]say what [Ab]forces of [Eb]nature
[Ab]were what [Db]shaped her [Fm]that [Eb]way?
and [Ab]who is to [Db]say what [Ab]factors [Eb]weighed in
[Ab]and [Db]made him [Fm]that [Eb]way?
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge?
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge?
and [Ab]who is to [Db]say what [Ab]forces of [Eb]nature
[Ab]were what [Db]shaped her [Fm]that [Eb]way?
and [Ab]who is to [Db]say what [Ab]factors [Eb]weighed in
[Ab]and [Db]made him [Fm]that [Eb]way?
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge?
My goat is easily gotten
aye, rope is easily caught in
my prop
‘cause I can’t stand slobs and rubes
and snobs and boobs
who think I’m a misanthrop
I’ll get Hanlon’s razor and zip-zippity
it don’t define whose stupidity
put Maslow’s Hammer a wa-a-ay
Last time I checked
we got a ways to go yet
before judgement da-a-ay
BREAKDOWN:
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, when I [Fm]know so [Eb]little
[Ab]so little [Db]of those [Fm]I’d be[Eb]little? (instruments come in)
I’d be [Ab]little my[Db]self
to be[Fm]little anyone [Eb]else
Harmonica or whistling: [Db] [Ab] [Eb]
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge
[Ab]Who am I to [Db]judge, who am [Ab]I to [Eb]judge?
Well, if time soon
heals all wounds
and time wounds all heels
I’ll leave justice to the just
why try to adjust
Karma’s wheels?
Somebody wise
said: don’t you criticize
what you don’t understand
If I take that advice, jeeze!
what does that leave
for me to pan?
CHORUS